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  • Warped Flor Del Valle Sky Flower

    Original price was: $160.00.Current price is: $144.00.

    Warped Flor Del Valle Sky Flower is a tribute to the tradition and artistic expression of old-world cigar-making with a modern twist.

    Each of these cigars is a testament to the craftsmanship and meticulous attention to detail that Warped is known for. At the heart of the Flor Del Valle Sky Flower is an exclusive and unique blend of Aganorsa Leaf tobaccos producing rich flavor and aromatic qualities. The fillers and binder are a combination of rare Nicaraguan Corojo and Criollo leaves. The result is a medium to full-bodied profile that is intensely satisfying.

    Cigar Coop rates this blend a very respectable 92. Their description is short and sweet. “The Sky Flower was an excellent cigar from start to finish.” Cigar Aficionado thinks this Lancero is worth a try as well. “A long, thin, matte-brown cigar with a multi-seam cap and some prominent veins. First puffs ease the palate into a warm breadiness, eventually showing lively notes of nutmeg, cinnamon and cloves before the black tea finish.”

    Country of Origin: Nicaragua
    Factory: Tabacos Valle de Jalapa S.A.
    Wrapper: Nicaragua (Corojo 99)
    Binder: Nicaragua
    Filler: Nicaragua (Criollo 98 & Corojo 99)

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  • Warped La Hacienda

    $182.70$250.00

    Warped La Hacienda and La Hacienda First Growth are two very popular blends from this amazing cigar maker.

    First off, La Hacienda is a Nicaraguan puro featuring a Corojo wrapper. This blend comes in two sizes – Superiores (a 5 5/8 x 46 Corona Gorda) and a Gran Robusto (5 1/2 x 52). Making this cigar such a hit is its appeal to such a wide range of smokers. Starting off on a mild note then soon evolving into a smooth, balanced and slightly sweet medium bodied smoking experience. Cigar Coop is quite impressed with the La Hacienda line rating it a respectable 90.

    Moving on to the First Growth blend, everything amps up. Here, the aged vintage blend of Nicaraguan leaves adds more flavor, body and strength across the board. For the record, with a Cigar Dojo score of 90 , Cigar Coop at 91 and the Cigar Authority with a 92……You know its a winner as well.

    Either one you choose is a top pick for sure!

    La Hacienda Superiores & Gran Robusto
    Wrapper: Nicaraguan Corojo
    Binder: Nicaraguan
    Filler: Nicaraguan
    Country of Origin: Nicaragua (TABSA)
    Blender: Kyle Gellis

    La Hacienda First Growth:
    Country of Origin: Nicaragua
    Wrapper: Nicaraguan Corojo ’99
    Binder: Nicaraguan Corojo ’99
    Filler: Nicaraguan Corojo ’99 and Criollo ’98
    Factory: TABSA
    Blender: Kyle Gellis

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  • Warped Futuro

    $184.50$189.00

    What is it about Warped Futuro? As the story goes, Eduardo Fernandez created Fernandez Aganorsa farms in 1998 to produce the finest cigar tobacco in the world along with the most talented growers from Cuba. Warped Futuro came to market in 2016 as a collaboration of Eduardo and Warp’s young founder. This edition’s intricate blend of 1998 Criollo and 1999 Corojo long leaf fillers encased in a 1999 Corojo wrapper represents Aganorsa rarest and finest vintage tobacco. The rarely applied tri-seamed cap is another testament to the attention paid in making this spicy and creamy medium to full bodied jewel.

    Country of Origin: Nicaragua
    Wrapper: Nicaraguan Corojo ‘99
    Binder: Nicaraguan Criollo ’98 and Corojo ‘99
    Filler: Nicaraguan Criollo ‘98
    Factory: TABSA
    Blender: Kyle Gellis and Max Fernandez

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  • Warped Assorted Blends

    $132.46$234.00

    Warped Assorted Blends is an array of this master cigar makers best.

    Needless to say that Warped is one of the most sought after small batch boutique blends today. No matter which one you pick, you’re in for a precision made treat. Here you go!

    Maestro Del Tiempo “Master of time” is comprised of Nicaraguan ’99 wrapper, Nicaraguan Corojo ’99 and Criollo “98 fillers and Nicaraguan binders. Offering a light to medium bodied experience with notes of chewiness, cedar, cream, vanilla, walnuts and a mild sweetness. Cigar Authority rates it a 92.
    Corto “Short” is comprised of a Nicaraguan Corojo ’99 wrapper, Nicaraguan Corojo ’99 and Criollo ’98 fillers and Nicaraguan binders. Offering a full bodied experience with notes of black pepper, dense wood, leather, chocolate, caramel and molasses. Cigar Aficionado rates it a 90.

    La Colmena “Beehive” is comprised of an Ecuadorian Defloada wrapper, vintage Dominican and Nicaraguan fillers with Ecuadorian binders. Offering a light to medium bodied experience with notes of cream, honey, vanilla, white pepper and cedar. Cigar Coop rates it a 91.
    Don Reynaldo Regalos is named after the owner’s Dad is comprised of a Dominican Corojo wrapper,Dominican and Nicaraguan fillers with Nicaraguan binders. Offering a medium bodied experience with notes of cedar, barnyard, peppercorn and a depth of cream. KATMAN rates this jewel an astounding 97!

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  • Warped Nicotina

    $300.00

    Warped Nicotina is the reincarnation of the of an old Cuban brand originating in 1880.

    Nicotina contains a Corojo ’99 wrapper encasing Criollo ’98 binder and a filler blend of the two. The result is a very different medium to full bodied Warped blend.

    Blind Man’s Puff rates it at 90. They have a lot to say. “This is a tale of transitions as the cigar changes so much from segment to segment. I love the fact that it never was boring easing me into the final portion which was large and in charge in regard to flavor and nicotine power. I absolutely did not want this cigar to end.” KATMAN ups it to a score of 92. He describes it as a balanced cigar with flavor notes of caramel, malt, chocolate, espresso, red and black peppers.

    Warped Nicotina is only available in a 5 1/2 x 52 size box pressed belicoso box of 25.

    No doubt that this Warped cigar is another winner!

    Country of Origin: Nicaragua
    Wrapper: Nicaraguan Corojo 99
    Binder: Nicaraguan Criollo 98
    Filler: Nicaraguan Corojo and Nicaraguan Criollo
    Factory: Tabacos Valle de Jalapa S.A. (TABSA)
    Blender: Kyle Gellis

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    Warped Serie Gran Reserva 1988

    Original price was: $270.00.Current price is: $219.38.

    Yes, we have it when we have it, the Warped Serie Gran Reserva 1988! If we could put another star next to this cigar, we would. Rated 95 and being one of the top 25 cigars of the year , this incredible cigar stands as Kyle Gellis’ crowning achievement. This brilliantly blended Nicaraguan puro is a smooth, balanced and soothingly flavorful stick that is an extremely rewarding smoking experience to its finish. Enjoy the Warped Serie Gran Reserva BIG TIME!

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    Origin – Nicaragua
    Filler – Varied
    Binder – Coming Soon!
    Wrapper Type – Corojo

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